- A N G E L Y U E N !``-
i screwed up 87% of my teenage life.

actually done this on tumblr 2 months ago. paste faan here sin.

[x] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your phone taken away.

(BONZO DO YOU REMEMBER THE OTHER TIME IN ACCOUNTS CLASS SUDDENLY I HEARD JT’S MY LOVE PLAYING. N IM LIKE GUM HO TENG SUDDENLY HAVE MY FAVE SONG! N THEN I FOUND OUT MY PHONE WAS RINGING! HAHAHAHA. AND THEN ASHLEYKWOK FORGOT TO CONFISCATE IT.)

[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum.

(there’s this week where i got caught eating shit by miss yow every single day in f4 i have no idea why hahahah. had to fut kay at the staff room.)

[x] Gotten caught cheating on a test.

(i was primary 6. it was englit -_- and chinese dictation in primary 2.)

Total so far: 4

[x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[x] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[x] Turned at least 3 projects in late.

(all except my englit portfolio.)

[x] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[ ] Got kicked out of class for laughing so loud.

Total so far: 8

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Text people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.

(BONZO DO YOU REMEMBER AGAIN HAHAHA. I WAS THROWING ERASERS AT YOU IN ACCOUNTS CLASS N THEN WHEN YOU TRIED TO THROW IT BACK AT ME ASHLEY KWOK TURNED AROUND AND WENT LIKE ‘BONNIE? *frown* THEN I WENT LIKE ‘BONNIE HA NGO AH! :( HAHHAHAHA HAPPY TIMES!)

[x] Laughed at the teacher.

(esp. when catli can’t pronounce words like ‘ephemerality’ properly and she couldn’t stop laughing at herself. that really gets me and fiona so started hahahahahahhhahaah i love it!)

Total so far: 13

[x] Dialed 911 from the pay phone.

(i used my HOME PHONE tim woh so stupid hahaha but i was a curious 8 year old.)

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm

(this reminds me of how i accidentally pressed the alarm button instead of the close door button at the library lift last week hahahahaha.)

[x] Went on myspace, friendster, xanga, facebook, etc. on the computer at school or tried to.

(i remember how peter wong was talking and talking during f5 CIT lesson and all of us had our headphones on. then he was really charm cuz he’s basically asking and answering his own questions. so i had to give him the occasional answers to make him feel better. “520MB, sir?” *puts headphones back on*)

[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.

(this reminds me again hahahah one time my mom called me like 12 times during class then i didn’t get it. then she even asked the office to ask me to call her back. then i thought something really bad happened. dim g when i called her she’s like ‘wei i forgot to bring my keys. come to CB for tea?’ -_-)

[x] Listened to an iPod, cd, etc. during class

Total so far: 18

[ ] Threw something at the teacher.

(never THREW something. but when i was p1 i poured water on my teacher. i forgot why hahahah. her name was MRS. HEAD. wtf?)

[x] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[x] Broke the dress code.
[x] Failed a class.

(wow this reminds me of so much shit. when i was in f2 i didn’t know my class number was 40 instead of 41. so i submitted all my homework using 2A41 for the whole damn term. so i had zero points. so i failed.)

[x] Ate food during class.

Total so far: 22

[x] Gotten a call from school.

(i always pick up pretending to be my mom. they always believe it!)

[ ] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[x] Didn’t take your stuff to school.
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn’t go.
[x] Stuck up your middle finger at a teacher when they were not looking.

(HAHAHAHA KULDIP AND I CAN’T STOP DOING THAT. ‘8POR! *finger*’ ‘HAI LOH SEY 8 POR! *finger*)

[x] Cursed during class loud enough so the teacher could hear, but they didn’t hear.

Total so far: 26

[x] Faked your parents signature.

(those temperature record sheets give us chances to practise our faking skills everyday.)

[x] Slept in class.

(HAHAHA i remember in accounts few months ago ging sleepy lah then i fell asleep lah while i was highlighting the notes. then ppl said ashley kwok asked them ‘angel hai mai ho tired ah? bey kui sleep ha la.’ and then she helped me put the cap back on my highlighter and put it in my pencil case hahahah)

[ ] Cursed at a teacher.
[x] Copied homework.

(when homework was still copiable that is. but what else is the point of getting to school early? and reading lessons?)

Total so far: 29

Multiply by 3.

Final Total: 87%