i read this durin reading lesson and i couldn’t stop laughing hahahahaha it’s the FUNNIEST NEWS EVER MAN! lemme type out some of the best lines.

YOSHIKI 在火燄特效中大顯打鼓神功，但疑因太high而虛脫，站不穩倒臥一旁。HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHA. HIGH DOU 虛脫 TIM!

YOSHIKI 又拿著滅火筒，走到台下向歌迷狂噴，歌迷不但沒有閃避，還揮手歡迎他，也有歌迷激動得哭起來。 me and line think they’re crying not cuz they’re gik dung but cuz the liquid got into their eyes and skin and it’s very LAR HAHAHAHAH. anyway the funniest line: 完騷後有歌迷不適送院。HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH I DUNNO WHY I FIND IT SO FUNNY! HELP! I’M STILL LOOKIN AT IT HAHAHA. yes i have the habit of cutting out funny news and pinning them up my board hahahahah.

wow he looks like obama on a diet!